1 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:07,050 [Maude, on phone] Axel, I have been your therapist 2 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,312 for a long time now, 3 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:09,879 and for the first time, 4 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:12,664 I can truly say we'’re making some progress. 5 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:15,319 Quitting being a DJ and becoming a private investigator 6 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,799 was a wise move on your part. 7 00:00:16,842 --> 00:00:18,322 [Axel] I agree. 8 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,455 That'’s why I decided to quit something else. 9 00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:22,370 My antidepressants. 10 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,241 -What?! -Yeah. I quit my meds. 11 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:26,200 Six days ago to be exact. 12 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:28,115 I don'’t approve of this, Axel, at all. 13 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:30,204 [Axel] It just feels like the right thing to do. 14 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:32,249 I want my mind to be clear and sharp 15 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:35,078 when I'’m helping Ingmar to figure out whatever happened to his friend. 16 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:36,775 But you can'’t just quit cold turkey. 17 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:38,690 You could suffer serious side effects. 18 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:41,302 -What kind of serious side effects? -Sweating, 19 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:42,607 nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, 20 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:45,175 extreme mood swings, hallucination, 21 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,047 manic depressive episodes that could last for weeks 22 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,874 or months. 23 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:50,398 Sounds like a hangover I had once. 24 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:51,921 No, I'’ll be fine. 25 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,270 Talk to you next week. 26 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:55,751 [indistinct music on radio] 27 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:59,929 I didn'’t know you were taking antidepressants. 28 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:02,497 Oh, yeah. I did for years. 29 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:04,586 You'’re always so happy. 30 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:05,804 Yeah, I know, 31 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:08,024 because I took antidepressants. 32 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,026 But now I'’m off them. 33 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:13,682 Well, I couldn'’t help but overhearing 34 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:17,120 something about side effects. 35 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:18,861 Oh, that'’s nothing serious. 36 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:21,777 It was just small things like sweating, 37 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,996 vomiting, nausea, diarrhea, 38 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,737 extreme mood shifts, hallucinations, 39 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:27,913 manic depressive episodes. 40 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:30,786 Could last for weeks, for months, for years. 41 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:31,917 For years? 42 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,919 No! Not-- not for years. 43 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:35,660 -Wait, what? -What? 44 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,097 You said for years. 45 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,185 No. Well, yeah. 46 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:40,317 Now I'’m not sure. 47 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:44,060 I might have hallucinated hearing her saying that, but, uh... 48 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,976 In fact, I might be hallucinating this conversation right now. 49 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:50,240 Okay, okay, okay, here we are. 50 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:53,113 The cameraman'’s last known address. 51 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:56,159 [Ingmar] Those of you who don'’t remember, 52 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:59,336 -my best friend Tex died... -[shouting indistinctly] 53 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,729 -...when we were shooting a movie 54 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,165 calledBlood Curse 2. 55 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:03,775 Holy shit! 56 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:04,994 You can see someone 57 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:06,865 in the reflection. 58 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,606 [Ingmar] The cameraman had been shooting 59 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,260 some behind-the-scenes stuff, 60 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,654 and maybe his old footage could explain 61 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:16,048 what really happened to Tex that day. 62 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:24,883 Yes? 63 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:26,972 Hi. Are you Oscar? 64 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:28,365 Yes. 65 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:29,671 You used to work as a cameraman? 66 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:31,542 Yes. 67 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:34,502 We would like to ask you a few questions about a... 68 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:37,200 a movie you worked on a few years back 69 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,028 called Blood Curse 2. 70 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:41,422 Yeah. I remember that one. That was... 71 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:44,468 That was the one where the stuntman died. 72 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:45,861 Yeah. 73 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:47,906 It was a hell of a crappy movie. 74 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:50,039 Yeah. 75 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:52,737 Some people consider it a cult classic. 76 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,130 Ah. 77 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,828 Yeah, we were wondering if you might 78 00:02:56,872 --> 00:03:00,397 still have the tape that you were shooting that day? 79 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,138 No. 80 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,879 -Sorry. -[frustrated sigh] 81 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,054 Yeah. 82 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:07,143 Well, I... I have a copy. 83 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,231 Oh, you do? 84 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,450 Yes, but, um, 85 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:11,365 I have to go dig it out of one of my... 86 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:12,931 my ten storage lockers. 87 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,585 That could take a little time. 88 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,239 Yeah, but when you find it, 89 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,893 can we have a look at it? 90 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:19,634 Sure, of course. 91 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:20,722 Yes! 92 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:21,897 -[dog barking] -Whoo! 93 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,246 Ha ha! 94 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,943 Cameraman'’s gonna call us! 95 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:27,250 Oh, god. Camaraderie. 96 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,078 Oh, god, that smell is... 97 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,645 [sniffs] Oh, that so unique. 98 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:31,689 Okay. 99 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:32,908 Whoo! 100 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:35,215 [theme music] 101 00:04:08,857 --> 00:04:10,293 [elevator bell rings] 102 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,774 What the fuck?! You late! 103 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:14,341 Yeah, you can blame him. 104 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:17,257 He had to stop three times so I could throw up. 105 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,171 You lucky I lock client in your office. 106 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:20,390 Otherwise, she'’d be gone. 107 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,174 You did what?! 108 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,481 I lock her in your office. 109 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:25,613 Oh, Ch-- 110 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,484 You are... 111 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,356 -[squeaks] -It'’s one thing to be late. 112 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:31,967 It'’s another to have your assistant 113 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,577 lock me in this room so I can'’t leave. 114 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,318 It'’s unbelievable. 115 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,885 Excuse me. First of all, 116 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,408 we apologize for being late. 117 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:42,325 Second of all, this Sun is not our assistant. 118 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:43,631 No, she-- She just works in the building. 119 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:45,894 Well, you two definitely need an assistant. 120 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,591 Maybe then you wouldn'’t be late. 121 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,201 Oh, that'’s a-- That'’s a great idea. 122 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:51,291 Yeah. No, no, it'’s more 123 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:52,901 than a great idea. It'’s actually-- 124 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,250 It'’s an-- It'’s an excellent idea. 125 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:56,470 No! No, it'’s more-- 126 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,036 It'’s more than excellent. 127 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,603 It'’s a combination of the two of them. 128 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:00,909 So it'’s grexcellent. 129 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:02,693 [laughs] 130 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:05,392 So how can we help you, miss? 131 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:08,438 Um... 132 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:12,747 I own and operate one of the most successful pet cemeteries. 133 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:16,925 Well, it was one of the most successful until recently. 134 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:20,624 My main competitor has reduced his cremation prices 135 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,540 to the point where he'’s taking away all of my business. 136 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:26,500 All right, but there'’s nothing illegal about that. 137 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,371 No, there'’s nothing illegal about that, 138 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:31,200 but I suspect he is not cremating the animals individually 139 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:32,767 like he claims. 140 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:36,336 I think he'’s cremating them in large groups, 141 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:37,424 which is not only illegal, 142 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,861 it'’s immoral and unethical. 143 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:41,297 I'’m sorry. 144 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,213 I'’m sorry. It'’s just so sad. 145 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:45,910 No, don'’t you apologize. 146 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:48,435 When I think of those soulless bastards 147 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:50,698 taking advantage of their grieving clients like that, 148 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:52,743 it makes me want to break down and cry, too. 149 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:58,270 [sobbing] 150 00:05:58,314 --> 00:06:00,795 Not quite like that, but... 151 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,145 [Ingmar] The lady was right. 152 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:05,408 That was too strong of a reaction. 153 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:07,323 -Well... -And we definitely needed 154 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,368 an assistant. 155 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,195 I'’m okay. 156 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:13,851 After putting our badge all over town, 157 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:16,114 we started our investigation. 158 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:17,202 [horns honking] 159 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:25,123 Buried or cremated? 160 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,604 What? 161 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:29,432 Wh-- When you die, 162 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,216 do you want to be buried or cremated? 163 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,914 Cremated, 164 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:35,960 like a true Viking on a burning ship 165 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,962 set out to the sea. 166 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:39,442 No, no, no. 167 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:40,704 No, I can'’t do that. 168 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:42,532 I-- I-- I get seasick. 169 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:45,274 Well, let me guess. You want to get buried 170 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:47,450 because it'’s good for the environment. 171 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,452 No, no, no, I'’m not gonna be buried, 172 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:50,714 or cremated. 173 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,150 No? 174 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:53,413 I'’m gonna live forever. 175 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,892 Oh, yeah? [laughing] 176 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,633 No, that'’s no joke. 177 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:59,462 You know, with today'’s advancements in medical science, 178 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:00,942 it'’s a real possibility. 179 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:02,857 At least for my generation. 180 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,641 What about mine? 181 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:06,469 No, you guys are totally fucked. 182 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:07,992 Look out! 183 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:09,820 [tires squeal] 184 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:11,387 [whimpers] There was a moose! 185 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,432 I swear I saw a moose! 186 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:14,085 Yeah! Didn'’t you see it? 187 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,609 It had, like-- It had sunglasses, 188 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:18,307 and it was riding a skateboard. 189 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:24,269 Oh. 190 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:25,488 I was hallucinating. 191 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:28,839 [exhales] It was just a hallucination. 192 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:31,886 Okay. Okay, I'’m fine. 193 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:33,670 No worries. 194 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:37,239 [Ingmar] The plan to see if the cemetery 195 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:40,851 was burning animals in large groups was simple. 196 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:43,201 We pretended to be pet owners 197 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:46,117 whose beloved dog was about to die. 198 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:48,206 Well, uh, I would just like to say 199 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,252 thank you for choosing Creature Comfort 200 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:52,080 as your pet'’s final resting place 201 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:53,647 and to extend my warmest 202 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,388 and most heartfelt condolences to you 203 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,129 at this time of immense grief. 204 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,391 Thank you. 205 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:00,784 Thank you. Thank you so much. 206 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:02,438 We appreciate that. 207 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,484 He means a lot. 208 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:05,920 So-- so much. 209 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:08,531 Am I correct in saying that your dearly loved pet 210 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,838 has not yet left this world? 211 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:11,969 Not-- not yet. 212 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,667 But soon. 213 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,756 We think it'’s best to be prepared. 214 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,322 Yeah. 215 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,020 That'’s a very wise move on your part. 216 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:21,109 And what sort of animal is he? 217 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:23,894 -He'’s a dog. -Dove. 218 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,200 Dove? He'’s a-- 219 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,507 But he'’s a very big dove. 220 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,552 Oh, a... dove? 221 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:32,903 He'’s, uh, almost more like a condor, I think. 222 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,601 That would be a first. 223 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:36,951 He keeps him on a leash, actually. 224 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,082 We-- We call him Stu. 225 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:40,041 Okay. 226 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,912 Yeah. 227 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:46,003 Sir, may I use your restroom? 228 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:48,658 Yes, by all means. It'’s, uh, right out that door, down the hall. 229 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:51,443 -Okay. -Can'’t miss it, all right. 230 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:55,578 [Ingmar] And while Axel kept the owner preoccupied, 231 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:59,147 I took a quick look around the place. 232 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,844 [machinery humming] 233 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,369 [flames crackling] 234 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,503 [sizzling] 235 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,811 Unfortunately, Axel had some trouble 236 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,900 holding up his end of the plan. 237 00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:14,684 [inhales] 238 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:16,817 [exhales] 239 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:19,733 Are you all right? 240 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:20,951 Yeah, great. 241 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:21,952 Why? 242 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,388 Because you'’re sweating... 243 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:24,651 a lot. 244 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:25,652 Really? 245 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,131 Mm. 246 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:30,265 Doesn'’t feel like a lot, no. 247 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:33,660 Just... Ow. 248 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,618 My eyes are burning, 249 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,577 from the sweat... 250 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:40,318 that I'’m-- that I'’m not sweating. 251 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,407 Maybe I should get your life partner. 252 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:44,235 No! No, please. 253 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:46,498 Please, sorry. Just sit. 254 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,413 Just... 255 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,154 Oh. 256 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,687 -[vomit splashing in urn] -Okay, that'’s it. 257 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:01,688 I'’m gonna go get him. 258 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:04,081 Sorry I took so long. 259 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,648 Did I miss something? 260 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,345 -Well, I-- -[splashing] 261 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,521 [Ingmar] Well, maybe we should leave, eh? 262 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,262 Please. And... 263 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,612 Please, take the urn with you. 264 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,570 Okay. Thank you. 265 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,006 Okay. 266 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,529 Very nice office you have. 267 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,183 Thank you. 268 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:23,274 There'’s something fishy about this place. 269 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,102 Yeah. Yeah, the fish. 270 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,148 -Fish? - We have to catch the fish. 271 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:30,499 What was that, Axel? 272 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,762 You better get back on your meds. 273 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,111 Why? 274 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,461 Why? Because you'’re a mess. 275 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,333 It'’s affecting our job. 276 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,988 [scoffs] Well, if it'’s affecting my job, 277 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:45,209 how come I was just presented with this barrel of gold? 278 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,558 It'’s not gold. 279 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:47,821 It'’s vomit. 280 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,083 Your vomit. 281 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,520 -[retching] -[cell phone rings] 282 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,871 It'’s the cameraman. 283 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,830 -[rings, beeps] -Hello, Oscar. 284 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,570 [Oscar speaking indistinctly] 285 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:02,357 That'’s great. Thank you. 286 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,315 He found it. 287 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,752 -Yes! Yes! -[sloshing] 288 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,188 -No! -No! No! 289 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,190 [groans] 290 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,626 [engine starts] 291 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,107 [Ingmar] Besides my car being violated, 292 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:16,197 our overall situation looked pretty good. 293 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,634 The cameraman had found the tape, 294 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,855 and our first candidate for the assistant job 295 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:22,899 had found us. 296 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,553 On behalf of the Dicks, 297 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,860 I want to apologize for their not being here. 298 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:30,167 Everything so chaos since last assistant "quit." 299 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:33,518 Why did you just make air quotes around "quit"? 300 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,956 Oh, you saw that? 301 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,261 Yes. 302 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,656 Because you did it 303 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,571 right in front of my face. 304 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:46,793 I make air quotes because assistant not "quit." 305 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,491 Assistant die. 306 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,101 On the job? 307 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:55,323 Dicks specifically tell me not to mention details. 308 00:11:55,366 --> 00:12:00,937 Dicks also specifically ask me to ask specific questions, okay? 309 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,417 Sure. 310 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,898 You capable of lifting heavy things? 311 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,726 I'’m strong for my size, 312 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,205 so I'’d say yes. 313 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,685 Oh, good. 314 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,470 Good. So you could lift rolled-up carpet 315 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:15,517 with the weight of dead human body inside 316 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,824 and, uh, throw it in the trunk of car 317 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,260 and put it in the ocean? 318 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,263 No. 319 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:26,049 Elizabeth say no to lifting heavy things. 320 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,529 Okay, next question. 321 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:29,226 You be willing to testify in court 322 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,880 and swear on the Bible, 323 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:34,275 but yet lie to protect employer? 324 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:35,667 Of course not. 325 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:39,410 Elizabeth say no to being team player. 326 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,891 I'’m so-- What kinds of questions are these? 327 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,118 Okay, why are you staring at me like that? 328 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,641 Oh, I'’m sorry. 329 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,122 I-- I just thinking 330 00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:58,212 how much you look like old, dead assistant. 331 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,824 [Oscar] So lucky for you, 332 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,435 I saved copies of everything that I worked on. 333 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,523 Can we look at that? 334 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,047 Yes, on one condition. 335 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,091 You name it. 336 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,791 Kill me. 337 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:12,835 [ominous music] 338 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,097 What? 339 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:18,623 Kill me and the tape is yours. 340 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,756 [in Swedish] 341 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,106 Sir, we don'’t understand. 342 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,630 I'’m old. I'’m miserable. 343 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,981 I'’ve got nothing left to live for. 344 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,505 You put me out of my misery, 345 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:35,118 and I'’ll make sure my lawyer gets this tape to you. 346 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,947 So what'’s stopping me from snatching the tape 347 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,906 out of your hands right now? 348 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:42,038 That little voice in your head that says, 349 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,997 "Stealing is wrong." 350 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,737 A louder voice keeps telling me 351 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,130 that I need that tape now. 352 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,785 Okay, good. Well, then it'’s a good thing 353 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,483 that I listened to the voice in my head, 354 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,876 which told me to bring this. 355 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,182 -Hey. -Now, come on, guys, 356 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,531 what'’s the big deal? 357 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:59,882 All you have to do is sneak in at night 358 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,797 and put a pillow over my head. 359 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,495 Wham, bam, thank you, ma'’am, I'’m dead. 360 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:07,237 [sobbing] 361 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,762 Okay, okay, how about this? 362 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:13,940 How about you tell me why you want to see this tape, 363 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:17,682 and I'’ll tell you whether it'’s worth killing me for it. 364 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,902 The stuntman that died on that very day 365 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,208 was my best friend, 366 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,600 and they blamed me for his death. 367 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,472 I think there might be something on that tape 368 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,561 that proves my innocence. 369 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,345 All right, I can honestly say 370 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,871 you'’ll want to see what'’s on this tape. 371 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:35,091 Kill me, and it'’s yours. 372 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:38,573 [Ingmar] What would you do 373 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,749 to get what you wanted? 374 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:41,968 [horn blares] 375 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,926 A simple question 376 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,886 with a sometimes deadly answer. 377 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,679 [creaks] 378 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:05,165 [snoring] 379 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,471 [ominous music] 380 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,858 I told you not to go off your meds. 381 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,164 [screaming] 382 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,515 [whimpering] 383 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,561 You damn cowards! 384 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,520 No! 385 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,658 [Ingmar] I just want to say thank you. 386 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,660 For what? I didn'’t do anything. 387 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,358 If you hadn'’t screamed, I would have killed him. 388 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,099 Oh, there'’s a dog! 389 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,448 I'’m serious! I would-- 390 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,234 -Look! Stop! -[brakes screech] 391 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,020 -Ah. -[music playing on stereo] 392 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,588 Oh, shit! 393 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,720 Almost killed a dog. 394 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,722 That'’s it! 395 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,202 We'’ll kill a dog! 396 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,118 What do you mean we'’ll kill a dog? 397 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,207 We kill a dog, and we-- 398 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,730 we plant something in it, 399 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:35,037 something that doesn'’t burn. 400 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:40,173 [laughs] And if-- and if it'’s not there when it'’s cremated, 401 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,783 we know they'’re cheating. 402 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:45,526 That'’s a really fucked-up idea, 403 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:48,224 but, actually, a pretty good one. 404 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:52,837 Yeah. Maybe going off my meds is finally starting to pay off. 405 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,709 I don'’t think we even have to kill it. 406 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:57,320 Look at that poor bastard. 407 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,452 We can just take it back to the office 408 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,019 and wait for it to die. 409 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,063 Yeah? 410 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,288 [in Swedish] 411 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,033 [whines] 412 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,745 I do it. 413 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,442 I kill dog. 414 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,705 Then maybe you make me assistant. 415 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,055 You want to be our assistant? 416 00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:39,754 Yeah. And I prove you how much... now. 417 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:46,543 [speaking foreign language] 418 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,112 Oh, fuck! 419 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,419 Shit! Fuck! 420 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,377 I make terrible assistant! 421 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:55,509 Terrible! 422 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,516 [in Swedish] 423 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,088 [somber orchestral music] 424 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,874 [Ingmar] The dog didn'’t fall 425 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,616 into its eternal sleep that night. 426 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,662 Actually, it didn'’t sleep at all. 427 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,490 -[dog howling] -It howled. 428 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,101 Okay. Okay, okay. 429 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,580 Can you please stop howling? 430 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,191 I need to sleep. 431 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,366 -[howling] -Okay? 432 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,283 He lonely. 433 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,807 What old dogs do when they lonely, 434 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,201 they howl. 435 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,812 How can he be lonely when I'’m here with him? 436 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:38,900 Not enough. 437 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,642 He want connection, like this. 438 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,731 [baby voice] Yeah. 439 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:46,299 [speaking foreign language] 440 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,000 Gee. 441 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,916 -You see? -Yeah, that'’s good. 442 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:58,224 Very good, dog. You dirty 443 00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,964 You so dirty. Oh. 444 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,183 Thank you, Sun. 445 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,054 I need you here. Bah bah bah bah bah. 446 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,621 [laughing] 447 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:07,320 Sorry about before, 448 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,713 being total freakin'’ bitch witch. 449 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,847 Well, if you wanted to be our assistant, 450 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,631 you could just say so. 451 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,459 I no want to be your assistant. 452 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:19,941 I just want you ask. 453 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,988 Okay, I get it. 454 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,208 Connection, huh? 455 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:29,385 Yeah, connection. 456 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,344 But not in sexy way. 457 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,693 Oh, no, no, no, no, 458 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,651 that'’s not what I was thinking. 459 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:38,089 Good. Because you can'’t handle what I got. 460 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,700 Good night. 461 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,225 Wow. 462 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,400 You'’re quiet now, pal. 463 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,014 [Ingmar] Connection. 464 00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,800 Maybe that'’s what we'’re all looking for. 465 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,237 Now what, scaredy cats? 466 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,108 You couldn'’t even help an old-- 467 00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,719 [Ingmar] Including Oscar. 468 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,593 Who is this? 469 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:06,335 Hello, pretty girl. 470 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,556 Hi there. 471 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,384 Oh, you'’re so sweet. Can I hold her? 472 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,342 Yeah. You know what? 473 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,170 You can keep her. 474 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,085 [Ingmar] Being with someone 475 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,914 could be better than being by yourself. 476 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,698 Thank you. 477 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:24,092 But, unfortunately, without the dog, 478 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:26,268 we had no animal to burn, 479 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,792 so how could we prove the pet cemetery owner 480 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,141 was a criminal? 481 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,969 [in Swedish] 482 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,071 No, no, it'’s hot like this! 483 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:48,769 Last chance! 484 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:51,467 Wait! [screaming] 485 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,990 Oh, get me back! 486 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,383 [click] 487 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,080 I-- I did it. I'’m guilty. 488 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,431 I did everything that I'’m accused of, 489 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,869 and I regret that for a long time, 490 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:06,482 I cremated my customers'’ beloved pets in large groups. 491 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,484 [sobbing] 492 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,185 Thank you for this evidence. 493 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,405 It should bring justice to the market, 494 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:19,930 and, uh, it could definitely put Carl behind bars. 495 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:23,673 Course, it also could be used as a motivation 496 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:26,023 for a business agreement. 497 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,330 Partnership, if you will. 498 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,332 I mean, let'’s face it, 499 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:35,555 Carl made a shitload of money cremating pets in large groups. 500 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,905 So this is a perfect reason for Carl 501 00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:41,169 to give me 80% of his business. 502 00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:46,261 What-- What about all your talk about morality and 503 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,349 ethics? 504 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:48,524 I believe in those things. 505 00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:51,484 For instance, I believe in the ethics 506 00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:53,703 of client confidentiality, 507 00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:54,835 strongly. 508 00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:56,271 So strongly, in fact, 509 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,360 that if I ever hear 510 00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,928 that you have told anyone about this conversation, 511 00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:03,017 well, let'’s face it, 512 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:06,977 little doggies won'’t be the only thing I'’m cremating. 513 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,764 Am I clear? 514 00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:17,814 [Ingmar] With the case out of the way, 515 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:21,992 it was time to watch the tape Oscar gave me. 516 00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,697 [man shouting indistinctly] 517 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,224 [in Swedish] 518 00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:05,688 [Ingmar] That woman was the girlfriend 519 00:23:05,732 --> 00:23:09,388 of a low-level Russian mobster named Dimitri. 520 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,739 He was a total psychopath. 521 00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:16,525 At that point, I was convinced 522 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:20,050 it wasn'’t the stunt that had killed Tex. 523 00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:21,487 It was Dimitri. 524 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:24,751 [tires screech, crash] 525 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:28,363 And now all I needed to do was prove it. 526 00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:36,719 [theme music] 527 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:50,385 [Axel] No, you were right. 528 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,474 Going off my meds was a huge mistake. 529 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,911 Please, just give me my prescription back. 530 00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:56,957 I can'’t do that. 531 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,088 No, you have to. 532 00:23:58,132 --> 00:23:59,873 I rea-- I can'’t do this. 533 00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:01,657 [Maude] I'’m sorry, Axel, but I really can'’t. 534 00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:03,659 Why not? 535 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:06,575 Because we'’re not actually having this conversation. 536 00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,577 -We'’re not? -How could we be? 537 00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:11,058 You'’re not even talking into a phone. 538 00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:12,407 [Axel] Then what am I talking into? 539 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,453 -A bra. -A bra? 540 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,368 Is-- [sighs] 541 00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:20,589 -[click] -Don'’t you hang up on me! 542 00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:23,549 [theme music]